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Saturday, March 16, 2013

Breaking News - Hanrahan: "my heart is not in it anymore"



Zack Hanrahan shook things up in a big way for The Franchise as he abruptly announced his resignation from the league via Facebook a mere 15 days before the draft. Hanrahan had been MIA the entire offseason, his only league activity coming when he renewed his team for the 2013 season on February 21st.

 “I apologize for the lateness, but [I] will be resigning as well. It has been fun, or at least back in the day, my heart is not in it anymore.He said in his official statement, which came out on Friday night at 8:15pm, less than four hours from the keeper deadline.  The news came out of nowhere, as no one had heard from him in weeks.

The feeling around the league has ranged from anger to confusion to sorrow. Defending league champion John DeMovellan could barely muster a comment, “I’m not even mad, just sad. What happened?” Reportedly DeMovellan was the last one to hear from Hanrahan in the form of a missed phone call less than a week ago.

Other managers are shocked more than anything, as evidenced by the abundance of comments on Zack’s wall post. One anonymous fan of the league even texted in to express his displeasure, “Not even part of the league but that is soo weak”.

Commissioner Russ Travers finally spoke on the matter at a Saturday press conference, “It’s disappointing, when you compare the way Roland [Zhou] left with this…I just don’t know” Although Zhou announced his resignation after a draft date was already set, it was still well before the keeper deadline, and gave ample time for the league front office to find a replacement.

Zhou posted a classy farewell on the Facebook wall days later, which earned the approval of the league by way of 9 “likes”, essentially 100% of the league (excluding new manager Bryan Bart, and Facebook ghosts Hanrahan and Andy Musto).

The commissioner didn’t dwell long on the nature of Hanrahan’s departure and spoke more towards what has to happen in the coming two weeks, “I started the search for a new manager last night, and we’re going to try to find a replacement as soon as possible.” Although Travers did express some concern as to the difficulty of the process, “Finding a replacement for Zhou was easy, he worked hard to build up some great keepers. This is a different story, this is a last place team without a lot of keeper talent, I’m just hoping we can find someone willing to take the job.”

The team is coming off a last place finish in 2012, the worst season of Zack’s 5 year Franchise career. His keepers (assigned by the league based on Yahoo O-Rank) are Curtis Granderson, Elvis Andrus, Carlos Gomez, and Max Scherzer, not exactly championship material.

The Commissioner ended his Saturday press conference on a melancholy note, as this marks the 2nd manager of the 10 remaining “originals” to resign this pre-season, “Of course I love the kid and the league will miss him, I just wish it could have ended differently.”

The league had held a 100% retention rate for the last two years, but Hanrahan’s departure makes him the fourth of the original twelve Franchise managers to resign since 2008.

For those of you looking for my annual keeper analysis article come back tomorrow, clearly couldn’t get it done today.

1 comment:

  1. We will miss zack. Great kid we've all known for a long time, and always has had great baseball knowledge. Sad to see a good participant of the league leave, but since when is fantasy baseball not fun, and so suddenly, I guess me personally I'm just shocked. Time to find another participant.

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