The search is over.
Commissioner Russ Travers has confirmed that mystery dark horse candidate Bryan
Bart will become the newest member of The Franchise. After three rounds of
interviews, Bart was chosen as the new face of Roland Zhou’s old squad, beating
out candidates Eric Rose, Richie Travers, and Jesse Wolf for the spot.
Rose took the news in elegant fashion, stating in a text to the commissioner:
“Thank you for the opportunity” and a bunch of other classy diplomatic shit
that makes for a terrible blog post. Richie Travers, who was out of the running
as of yesterday afternoon, could not be reached for comment. Jesse Wolf was
never once seriously considered. Ever.
Bart only entered consideration after personally contacting the Commissioner on
March 10th just after
midnight. “I hadn’t even considered him when he reached out. He’s actually been
on The Franchise waiting list for a long time” Travers said. Bart's candidacy
has been kept in secret until now, which has created quite a buzz amongst
fellow managers and fans. Speculation for the “mystery candidate” has ranged
from Matt Pru or Brian Pender, to Travers’ friend from grad school Xun Du, who,
up until 24 hours ago (when I explained to him how to play) did not understand
the game of baseball.
Some concern has been expressed as to the lack of a democratic process in
choosing a new manager. “Ultimately my decision was based on availability,
personality, game knowledge and best ‘fit’ for the league at this time” Travers
said in a league statement, “There was no vote, I can only hope the league
trusts my judgment on this one. I think giving him a chance to prove himself is
the best way to go about the situation.”
“Never even thought of him…I’m all for it” League official and five year
manager Brad Calandrella said, surprised upon hearing the news. “[I’d]rather
him over Richie [Travers] I guess, less competition.”
But Bart isn’t going to be starting from
scratch, he’s inheriting a championship runner-up team meticulously built over
the years by a seasoned veteran. With Clayton Kershaw, Stephen Strasburg,
Cliff, Lee, Matt Cain, and Yu Darvish all keeper possibles, The window for a
championship is wide open.
“That team was Zhou's baby, he’s got a
chance to make some big waves right out of the gate, this is the best situation
a new manager has been in going into his first year.” Said Travers. Bart will
join Andy Musto and Dan Alber as the only manager who have not been with the
league for the full 6 year history. They both began their Franchise managerial
careers with a 9th place finish.
“Holy shit I’m excited… I’m so pumped this
is my first legit fantasy baseball league” Bart announced at his
introductory press conference. But he's no stranger to fantasy sports, fantasy
football is Bart's game, he's the commissioner of his own competitive fantasy
football league, in which Travers has had a team for the last 2 years.
With the drama of a vacant managerial spot
behind us it’s time to focus on the upcoming keeper deadline (Friday) and draft
(March 30th). To echo Bart’s final words in his midday press
conference: “I think this is gonna be a lotta fun.”
Congratulations Bart on becoming the newest member of the Franchise! As our league welcomes you there needs to be a clear understanding of one VERY important rule. You cannot under any circumstances draft as many pitchers as Roland Zhou, or just like pitching as much in general. Good luck this year!
ReplyDeleteJohn DeMovellan
2012 World Champion Young Guns
Completely agree with choice and you know Bart loves his sports, welcome to the league, draft requires drugs and alcohol
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