McCauley Closing in on Manager Position

The latest word from the league front office is that Tom McCauley is the front runner for the new manager position. McCauley, who was recommended by The Franchise’s newly hired manager Bryan Bart, has confirmed an interest in the league, stating, “I could def fuck with fantasy baseball."

The response around the league has been enthusiastic towards the possible new hire, 

“I’d say good fit, another kid who loves his sports and would always pay attention I feel” one manager said in a private conference.

“I think the new crop of managers is adding a lot of personality and excitement” said another. 

The possible addition of Tom along with the addition of Bart could certainly inject some energy into a league that usually goes on life support from early June to late July.

“I’ve played in fantasy leagues with Tom, he’s not afraid to say what’s on his mind, you can’t have enough of that attitude” Commissioner Russ Travers said in a Monday interview, “I’m going to be thankful to whoever takes this job on short notice with subpar keepers."

As far as the state of the team is concerned, there has also been a discussion among league officials to provide some sort of “compensation package” to the newest manager including draft picks and a possible amnesty clause. Stay tuned for further developments.