I will step off the soapbox now and get down to brass tacks. Fenway Park, a place where memories are made, dreams come true, and a place every Bostonian can call home. What a crock of shit. This may have been true a hundred years ago, but is not the case anymore. People for too long have been steeped in the lore of Fenway Park and have not stopped and looked around. So gather round, and hear the truth, here are the Top Five Reasons Why Fenway Park Sucks.
Sure the above scene is a man at Wrigley field sliding through a trough urinal and not Fenway park. Thought the video was too perfect not to include. Regardless, while Fenway did away with the standard troughs at the ballpark, where two people have to duel swords just to take a leak, they have instead installed urinals less than two inches apart. The amount of second hand splash at neighboring urinals is beyond gross. When I go to a baseball game I don't want to feel like I need to take a shower after the second inning piss break. To this my critics say go in the stalls, to which I answer there may be no place worse on Earth than a Fenway stall.
|Hey guys, aren't I hip I used a #meme|
|This is a real graph, drink in the knowledge ( Not sure what it means, but google says it proves my point)|
|This place, South Williamsport, sure looks like it should have a bigger stadium than Boston|
2.Sweet Caroline/Pink Hats